I am a union public school teacher. When do I get my billy club and my "Union Thug" training?

When SEIU orders you to I guess. If you aren't a union thug---congrats. However, if you are one that continues to demand the taxpayer fund outrageous salaries and pensions at the expense of everything else, you technically still qualify. I have a great idea----concentrate on educating the children and leave your politics and gender issues at home.